I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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