Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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