you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you traded sex for a burrito?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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