I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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