Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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