That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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