Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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