Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so let's talk penis.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
you never un-have a 4some
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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