so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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