OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Randomize
