I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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