I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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