Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
