Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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