Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
There was a lot of him and a little penis
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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