Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
i now understand why vodka
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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