Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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