How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
