Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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