I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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