I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
