IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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