Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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