if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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