I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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