I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Those nachos came to me in a dream
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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