Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I got her a Nickelback box set.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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