yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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