I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
NoShamevember. You game?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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