i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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