I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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