Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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