I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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