So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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