I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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