This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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