The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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