Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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