so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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