Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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