the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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