I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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