...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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