btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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