i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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