Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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