For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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