From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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