can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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