meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Green mimosas i think yes
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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